have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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