I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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