please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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