Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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