I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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