when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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