you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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