Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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