great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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