i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
