What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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