so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
