He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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