Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I deserve this hangover.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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