Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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