I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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