ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
foreskin is a definite game changer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
