She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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