At least make sure they are 18
Why
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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