Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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