how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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