Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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