you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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