It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Randomize
