he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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