Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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