Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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