His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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