i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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