I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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