he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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