I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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