That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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