chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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