R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This is not my ceiling
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There r osticjed everywhere
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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