it's not cheating when I paid for it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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