so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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