I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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