did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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