What a fucking waste of an outfit
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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