Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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