We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm at about main and main street
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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