That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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