chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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