Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Randomize
