I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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