Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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