no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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