My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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