Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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