Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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