I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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