if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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