awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize