I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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