We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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