oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
