I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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