Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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