If i come over, it means nothing
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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